Friday, 3 October 2014

YENNA RASCALLA ... RAJNIKANT IS BACK WITH LATEST COLLECTION ...
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 When Rajnikant was a student … TEACHERS used to BUNK the CLASSES!!! ๐Ÿ˜†
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 Rajnikant purchased a road roller …

Guess why???

To IRON his CLOTHES!!! 
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 Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue ... BIRDS returned GRAINS they took LAST YEAR as well!!! 
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 If Rajnikant works in BPO ... CLIENTS would WORK in SHIFTS!!! 
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 Rajnikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking, "Solve any 100 questions" ...

He solved all 150 and wrote, "Rascalla! CHECK ANY 100!!! 
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 One day Rajnikant thought to play cricket in monsoon ... RAIN STOPPED due to PLAY!!! 
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 Tonight at 9 Rajnikant can be seen in the sky … as he is PARTICIPATING in the Asian Games’ HIGH JUMP event!!! 
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 Rajnikant's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, he has twisted the climax ... both the lead actors and the ship survive ... Rajnikant SWIMS across the Atlantic Ocean  with the HEROINE in one hand ... and the TITANIC in the other!!! 
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 Rajnikant doesn’t breathe … AIR comes to HIDE in his LUNGS!!! ๐Ÿ’ญ
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 Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox.

Don’t even try to guess what happened … we got two copies of the Xerox machine!!! 
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 Once upon a time Rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeth ... today that powder is known as AMBUJA CEMENT!!! 
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 Rajnikant can produce fire by rubbing two ice cubes!!! 
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 Rajnikant runs until treadmill gets tired!!! 
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 In the back cover of WORLD RECORD BOOKS its written, "All records are held by Rajnikant ... listed names are second in place!!! 
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 Rajnikant added Facebook as his friend!!! 
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 Once Rajnikant was on hot seat in KBC ... and computer needed to choose the questions!!! 
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 Rajnikant can whistle in five different languages!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
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 If Rajnikant's PC hangs ... its time for next Windows release by Microsoft!!! 
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 Rajnikant can send WHATSAPP from a roadside PCO!!! 

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