A 70 year old man went for a Sperm Test.

The Doctor gave him a bottle to collect sperm.

The next day, the man came with the empty bottle & said he tried with his left hand then right hand.

Then his wife tried with her left hand & right hand.

Then his daughter-in-law tried with both hands & mouth.

Then the neighbor's wife & daughter tried the same way.....
but..........

Nobody could open the damn Bottle....! ! !

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