Husband: last night I was sitting in d living room, talkin 2 my wife about life.. In-between, we talked about d idea of living or dying. I told her : 'Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines n liquids from a bottle. If you see me in dat state I want you to disconnect all d contraptions dat r keeping me alive, I'd much rather die.'
My wife got up from d sofa with dis real look of admiration towards me & proceeded to disconnect the Cable tv, & DVD, then the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, rum, gin, vodka & the beer from the fridge...
I ALMOST DIED!!
Moral :
Think before you speak. The female brain works on a different wavelength from the male's ๐ณ๐๐
My wife got up from d sofa with dis real look of admiration towards me & proceeded to disconnect the Cable tv, & DVD, then the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, rum, gin, vodka & the beer from the fridge...
I ALMOST DIED!!
Moral :
Think before you speak. The female brain works on a different wavelength from the male's ๐ณ๐๐
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