A husband wakes up with a hangover....
He opens his eyes n sees aspirins and water.

He sits down & sees his clothes all clean & pressed....

He takes the aspirin & finds a note "honey, breakfast's on table, i left to buy groceries. Love you"

Totally shocked,
He goes to the kitchen 4 breakfast there he finds his son & asks him "What happened last nite?".

Son says "Well Dad u came home. @ 3am, drunk & delirious, broke all d crockery, puked in the hall & made a total mess....

Confused he asks, "then y is everything in order?"

Son says, "Oh! Mom dragged u 2 the room tried 2 take ur clothes off & you said "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"
I cnt ditch her....

MORAL:
Self induced hangover- Rs 400
broken Crockery- Rs 1000
But saying the right thing when drunk-..... PRICELESS !!!