Friday, 3 October 2014

A young woman walks into a Chartered accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her tax Returns.

The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.”
He gets her name, address etc.
And then asks,”What’s your occupation?”

“I’m a prostitute,” she says.

The accountant is taken aback ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ and says, “Thats too gross. Let’s try to re-phrase that."

The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl”.

 “No, that still won’t work. Need something more acceptable."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite poultry farmer.”

The accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute?”

“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”

Chartered Acct :“ Brilliant !!! Poultry Farmer it is!!!๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
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