A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex:

Husband: Sukitaki.

Wife replies: Kowanini!

Husband says: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!

Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!

Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji!.

Wife says:Watakushi Wa Anata Sukhi Deshu

I can’t believe you sat and read this as if you understand Japanese!

You are unbelievable!

I always knew you would read anything as long as it is about SEX…