1. Husband texts to wife on cell."Hi, what r u doing Darling?"Wife: I'm dying..!Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair…"Husband: "Bloody English Language!”
2. Doc to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems,No TV serial, don’t demand new clothes & gold jewels,Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home..Husband: What did the doctor say ?Wife:- No chance for u to survive.
3. ''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women"
4. Woman Buys A New SIM Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room.She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling"The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen..
5. A kid was beaten by his mom.Dad came n asked - what happen son?Kid said-I can’t adjust with your wife anymore, I want my own.
6. On an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. WIFE: Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA: Yes, Yes. I'm changing d battery of my camera
7. Wife: Do you want dinner?Husband: Sure, what are my choices?Wife: Yes and no.
2. Doc to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems,No TV serial, don’t demand new clothes & gold jewels,Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home..Husband: What did the doctor say ?Wife:- No chance for u to survive.
3. ''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women"
4. Woman Buys A New SIM Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room.She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling"The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen..
5. A kid was beaten by his mom.Dad came n asked - what happen son?Kid said-I can’t adjust with your wife anymore, I want my own.
6. On an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. WIFE: Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA: Yes, Yes. I'm changing d battery of my camera
7. Wife: Do you want dinner?Husband: Sure, what are my choices?Wife: Yes and no.
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