Who are lizards?


Awesome answer
by a kid....

They are
those poor crocodiles who forgot to have Horlicks when they were young

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What is a Pizza..?


Awesome answer:

A Pizza.. is just a Paratha that went abroad
for higher education !

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What is the similarity between Media And Wife ?
Jab tak ek hi baat 100 baar na bata de, dono ke dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta...😀

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...Husband: Have a Nice Day 
Wife: don't tell me what to do...

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What's the best example of "once in a lifetime opportunity?
A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.:😛

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Ladkiyon ki aadhi zindagi husband ki "Talash" me.. Aur baki aadhi.. Husband ki "Talaashi" mein guzar jati hai.. 

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Aaj ka SUVICHAR ....
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"BADAAM khaane se utni
          Akkal nahi aati" ...
 "Jitni shadi ke bad
          Aati hai... "

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Kashmir aur wife mein kya samanta hai-

Ans. Waise to dono h samasya hai... par padosi nazar daale to gussa aata hai...
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